Three words: Chub Flub Noise.
Do you know what it is?
Phrase: Chub Flub Noise.
FFF Diva Mo Definition: Chub Flub Noise (noun)- The sound that occurs when two pieces of heavy skin slam together on a person's body due to avid movement, such as a jumping exercise activity.
Sentence Usage: "FFF Diva Mo heard Chub Flub Noise coming from her body when she jumped rope today at Operation Boot Camp."
Chub Flub Noise. Tah-dah.
Let me provide context...
FFF Diva Mo's Facebook Status this AM: (P.S. We should be FB friends if we aren't already! Just sayin'! <3)
"I am in a love/hate relationship with the jump rope. At Operation Boot Camp this AM we did "On The Six": parking lot stalls w/ different activities including jump rope (one leg, side to side, etc). Not to mention running too. My calves are on fire, but I ♥ it. P.S. I am so proud we have an OBC Race Team for the 5K in Sept! Go OBC!"
Why bring up Chub Flub Noise?
While at camp I was in a parking lot stall and jumping rope. I was keeping a great consistent pace until I heard the NOISE. IT. THE SOUND. CHUB FLUB NOISE.
FFF Diva Mo: (while jumping rope) "Hey Chrissie. Do you hear that?"
OBC Chrissie: (while doing tire runs in place) "Ummm. Hear what?"
FFF Diva Mo: "Chub Flub Noise. You know what I am talking about. That is the ONE thing I dislike about exercise, especially jump rope. You can totally hear the Chub Flub Noise. Bah. You never win. The noise is like a reminder of how much weight you have left to lose."
OBC Chrissie: "Hahahaha. So true. What a pain!"
FFF Diva Mo: "That's it, I am writing a blog post about this. Blub, blub, blub."
OBC Chrissie: "Oh Mo. Hahaha."
So, I must know from my fellow fans and readers. Do YOU hear the Chub Flub Noise when you exercise? If so, how do you cope with it? Do you ignore it? Accept it? I would love to know.
Until next rant,
FFF Diva Mo